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Originally posted by Reeka:
The female equivalent:
2. How to change a diaper, a tire, a woman's mind./ How to get a man to do all these things and think it is his idea
6. Advanced foreplay./How to teach advanced foreplay and make him think that he thought it up
17.How to negotiate the inevitable compromises of a romantic relationship in ways that keep both sides as happy as possible./ How to let a man think that he is in charge.
31.The fundamental workings of the female psyche./The fact that you will never understand the fundamental workings of the male psyche.
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As Bill Cosby says Men love to be manipulated as long as they know they are being manipulated. He's example his wife will say "Honey if take the garbage out I'll make it worth your while" he says he's up and the garbage is out
The male psyche is real easy We want to see something necked and a beer.
~Jeff Foxworthy
My wife says "that men are like fine wine, First you got to crush them then keep them in the dark, until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with"
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