got this from my email. its been awhile since i posted this kind of stuff.. cuz no one has forwarded me anymore of these jokes hehe
>>> > > TEACHER : Why are you late?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What sign?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
>>>
>>> > Slow."
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math
>>>
>>> > sums on the floor?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using
>>>
>>> > tables!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, how! do you spell "crocodile"?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how
>>>
>>> > I spell it!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What are you talking about?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North
>>>
>>> > America.
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Here it is!
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered
>>>
>>>! > America?
>>>
>>> > > CLASS : Balgobin!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we
>>>
>>> > have today that we
>>>
>>> > > didn't have ten years ago.
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Me!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so
>>>
>>> > dirty?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
>>>
>>> > than you are.
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
>>>
>>> > > FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by
>>>
>>> > biting insects?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
>>>
>>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting
>>>
>>> > with "I".
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : I is...
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of
>>>
>>> > the alphabet."
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > ! > TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of
>>>
>>> > COINCIDENCE?"
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
>>>
>>> > on the same day, same
>>>
>>> > > time."
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down
>>>
>>> > his father's Cherry
>>>
>>> > > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
>>>
>>> > why his father didn't
>>>
>>> > > punish him?"
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in
>>>
>>> > his hand?"
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
>>>
>>> > > FA! THER : No. Why do you ask that?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy
>>>
>>> > then?
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > > ***** TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you
>>>
>>> > are wearing, one is green
>>>
>>> > and
>>>
>>> > > one is blue with red spots!
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got
>>>
>>> > another pair just like that
>>>
>>> > > at home.
>>>
>>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
>>>
>>> > donkey and stopped
>>>
>>> > > him, what virtue would I be showing?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you
>>>
>>> > say prayers before
>>>
>>> > > eating?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
>>>
>>> > good cook.
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog"
>>>
>>> > is exactly the same as
>>>
>>> > > your brother's. Did you copy his?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>>>
>>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on
>>>
>>> > talking when people are
>>>
>>> > > no longer interested?
>>> > > BALGOBIN : A teacher
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two of them cracks me up.. they are in bold text
