"You'll put your eye out"
"Go ahead punk make my day"
"Life's hard, then you DIE"
"Woma lilly walla bippy bobba duwha Woe yeah....AAAGGGG....AAAAGGGGG"
"Never marry one of Ben Cartright's boys, you'll be dead before the credits come up"
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Crustiest of the OLD COOTS
Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800
High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!