[Bozos of Bones]

My best toast recipe for late-night Hardcore Gamers and Half-drunk Ravers:
Take two slices of toast. Smear one side with mayonaise, apply a slice of ham and place cheese. Put in toast for 1 minute. Open toaster, smear butter on top, close toaster for 1 minute. Open toaster, turn toast, and apply butter in same manner. Wait one minute. Open toaster, extract toast sandwich from toaster and place it on a plate. Pour a glass of milk. Blow at toast. Eat.