[Zero Alpha]

Originally posted by Willard: 1.Starfish have no Brains (neither do some people [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) 4.The shortest war ever lasted 38 minutes. (wish that was the 'war on terror' ) 13.Princess Diana was a direct desendent of Attila the Hun. (what? did i read this right? [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] ) 16.The first atomic bomb was partialy held together by TAPE!!! (so is the rest of the universe ) 18.Some fish have been found to be attracted to marijuana. (obviously have good taste ) 22.Every 2 seconds, someone goes to the bathroom. (poor bloke. shouldnt drink so muck caffene ) 26.The cruise ship Queen Elizibeth 2 goes 6 inches for every gallon of fuel it uses. (so its better than an SUV then? ) 30.A group of goldfish is called a Troubling. (i always thought fish groups were 'schools'. too right their troubling) 41.Ketchup flows from an upsidedown bottle at 25 miles per hour. (where can i get one of these bottles! ) 61.Handguns account for around 70 death a day in the USA. Most shooting involve family members or close friends. (see thats why we dont have guns here in england) 71.Suicide was a crime in 19th century England. Those who failed attempting it were put to death by hanging. (i know people who still dont belive this. it is because attempted suicide was conisdered blaspheme) 111.The national Institute of Education reports that over 5,000 teachers are robbed each month in our schools. (with the pay they recieve id say they ALL are. they need danger pay!)

edit: redistrebution of smilies. silly 8 smilie max

[ 07-03-2003, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Zero Alpha ]