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Callum Kerr · 01-03-2003, 09:32 AM

Over and over and over again!

My turn...

A lawyer goes into a bank, and asks to loan $1,500 for six months. The bank manager says, "Well, that's a lot of money, we are going to need some kind of insurance that you can pay it back."
The lawyer replies, "OK sure, you can have my Mercedes for a while."
So the lawyer drives his car into the vault and is given the $1,500. He then goes for an around the world cruise for half a year.
When he comes back, he goes to the bank and pays back the money he owes, plus interest, which amounts to $15. The bank manager then comes up to him and says, "While you were away, we did some back-up checks on you and found that you are a millionaire! You don't need that money! WHy did you borrow it?"

And the lawyer replies, "Where else could I park my car for half a year for only $15?"

Edit: owch... typed blue instead of skyblue in the font colour

[ 01-03-2003, 09:35 AM: Message edited by: Callum Kerr ]

01-03-2003, 09:32 AM	#6
Callum Kerr Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 11, 2002 Location: Malaysia Age: 35 Posts: 638	Over and over and over again! My turn... A lawyer goes into a bank, and asks to loan $1,500 for six months. The bank manager says, "Well, that's a lot of money, we are going to need some kind of insurance that you can pay it back." The lawyer replies, "OK sure, you can have my Mercedes for a while." So the lawyer drives his car into the vault and is given the $1,500. He then goes for an around the world cruise for half a year. When he comes back, he goes to the bank and pays back the money he owes, plus interest, which amounts to $15. The bank manager then comes up to him and says, "While you were away, we did some back-up checks on you and found that you are a millionaire! You don't need that money! WHy did you borrow it?" And the lawyer replies, "Where else could I park my car for half a year for only $15?" Edit: owch... typed blue instead of skyblue in the font colour [ 01-03-2003, 09:35 AM: Message edited by: Callum Kerr ] __________________ [img]\"http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwARAyMWqyivmPQQNWY0hVVRv3oUvlvq5uMcEd3!RZut55dm8 emNqpdvpE7IkB0Cpa1ykaC4MbaPQTDKfXyfz!1y5xDqyJez01d EkyCZjmc/Callum.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Puff the magic dragon!