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Right a joke my me.
One day god come to Adam and said. "Adam, I have two pieces of good news and one bad, which do you want to hear frist?"
"The good news first, please, Lord.." repiled Adam.
"Okay, I have created a wondor full organ for you call the brain. It will eneable you to learn and reason and do all sorts of clever things."
"The second piece of good news is that I created another organ for you called the penis. This will give you pleasure and give Eve pleasure and it will let you make children to live in this glorious world I've fashioned for you."
"that sound wonderful! and what's the bad news?"
"You can't use them both at the same time."
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