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"Don't Cast So Close To Me"
With apologies to The Police
Young questors, the subject,
Of monsterous attack,
They want them so badly,
For an adventurous snack!
The party's mage calls forth,
An Elemental Blast
But as he aims the magic,
His friends are running fast!
"Don't Cast, Don't Cast so,
Don't Cast so close to me!
Don't Cast, Don't Cast so,
Don't Cast so close to me!"
The monsters are scattered,
The wizard looks around,
And with surprise he sees them,
His friends lie on the ground!
It takes a load of mana,
Just for to heal them back,
The priest, almost exhausted,
still gives him quite a whack!
"Don't Cast, Don't Cast so,
Don't Cast so close to me!
Don't Cast, Don't Cast so,
Don't Cast so close to me!"
Another group of monsters,
To hurt they try and try,
Exhortations at the wizard,
The exclamations fly!
It's no use, he sees them,
He starts a Flamestrike spell,
The party runs a-screaming,
Over the hill and dell:
"DON'T CAST, Don't Cast so,
Don't Cast so close to me!!
Don't Cast, Don't Cast so,
Don't Cast so close to me!!
Don't Cast, Don't Cast so,
Don't Cast so close to me!!
Don't Cast, Don't Cast so,
Don't Cast so close to me!!"
Cheers,
-Sazerac
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