What is it with you and hats there cowboy!!!! What was my name again, who stole my hat, and where is that blasted dragon (hey, who let Fizban in here). Hot damn, I didn't even know I was wearin a hat in a bar - that's right bad manners o' me - must be my shout y'all - drinks for everyone barkeep - and book it to my tab. What's that, err name for the tab ..., you there, Tasslehoff, what was my name again???
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Nordom, cousin to Davros