[SecretMaster]

Originally posted by burnzey boi: an american, an australian and an irish man were traveling through a desert when their car broke down. they could only take one thing of what they needed to survive, so the australian takes the hat and says: this hat will protect me from the sun. the american takes the large flask water and says: this will keep me from getting thirsty. the irish lad looks around for something and grabs the car door. the australian and the american look at him for a while and say: why the hec are you bringing that car door with you? its way too heavy! The irish man replies: well if it gets too hot out there i can wind the window down!

That is hysterical.