Well this one time,
at band camp....
I lost a real intellectual stimulator. She was 5'10", 120lbs, with dark skin, black hair, and the rest... well... va-va-VA-voom!
She left me for a trumpet player, and I still don't understand why. I mean, I think we all know tuba players have the biggest horns and the most rhythm. I was
certainly more talented, but the lure of the solo was calling her.
I'm pretty sure that is the
biggest thing I ever lost, and if you find it/her, send her back please. C.O.D. is fine.
