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Old 05-16-2001, 09:25 AM   #284
Black Knight
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 

Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Delaware OH USA
Age: 47
Posts: 3,168
Quote:
Originally posted by Moridin:
Here are a few more to keep you occupied BK (some just for fun )

1 How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
2 If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3 Why does the existence of other solar systems, like 51 Pegasi, upset the current ideas of how our solar system was formed?
4 What is the #1 pizza topping in Australia? (hint in America it is Pepperoni and in Japan it is Squid, OK maybe that is not a hint?!?!)
5 How many bathrooms are in the White House?
6 Why do they have braille on the drive-up windows at banks?
7 Can God make a rock so big that he himself cannot pick it up?
8 The average American does this 233 times in their lifetime?
9 What do Abe Lincoln, Walt Disney and Dan Akroyd have in common?
10 What is another word for Thesaurus?
11 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

1. He keeps the snowplow at his house and his automobile at the dept of roads and highways.

2. Red

3. Seems to be some arguement about the way plants rotate around it (if at all) -- not a good answer, but hey, I'm hungry and doing this before breakfast . . .

4. Cheese?

5. 32, none of 'em public, the blimey bastards . . .

6. Because blind people could either walk up or have someone drive them. (or, it is an equal opportunity thing and they have ta

7. No

8. Blantant guess here, but Change the Oil on the Car

9. The are all people who have never sleep on my couch . . . well they are

10. Book of Synonyms

11. Hmmmmmmmm . . .

BK

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