Hehe, I read this somewhere that these things were actually said in courts of law during proper trials in Massachusetts, USA (dunno how true this is
):
Lawyer: could u describe briefly what happened?
Witness: well the first car reversed out of the driveway and straight into the side of the other car which was moving slowly down the road.
Lawyer: and how far apart were the cars at the time of the collision?
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Lawyer: so the date of conception of your baby was august the 12th?
defendant: yes
Lawyer: and what were you doing at this time?
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Lawyer: so he had 3 children you say?
witness: yes
Lawyer: How many were boys?
witness: none
Lawyer: were there any girls?
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Lawyer: was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
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Lawyer: you were there until the time you left, is this true?
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Lawyer: were you present when your picture was taken?
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Hmm, wonder what our american brethren have to say?
