OI!!! DID YOU STEAL MY PINT?
At a party somewhere in South London sometime this month my pint of beer was stolen. It may have been accidental, it may have been knocked over, it may just be kidnapped...I don't know. As no-one at the party has owned up to STEALING MY PINT I feel duty bound to hunt it down. I'm going to do it by a process of elimination that in my mentally deficient state seems absolutely foolproof. If you didn't STEAL MY PINT please put your name down so that you can be eliminated from our enquiries. Any sightings of MY PINT should be reported to the OI!!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIS PINT FOR FUCKSAKES enquiry board somewhere else.
So, the question is -
OI!!! DID YOU STEAL MY PINT?
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