[Sigmar]

Originally posted by Vaskez: I apoligise. I shall try to respect the serious nature of this thread. Let us examine the introductory statement. It states something along the lines of: "if you can unwrap a starburst with your tongue, you are a good kisser". Now there is no need to be upset if you cannot, as nowhere does it state that if you cannot, you are a bad kisser. The logic behind the original statement seems to be that if you can unwrap a starburst with your tongue, you have good tongue control and can thus give above average pleasure to your kissing partner. I put forward that unwrapping starburst is not an important life skill and is only a matter of practice and the inability to do so is in no way proof that you do not have good control of your tongue and thus are not a good kisser.

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