1. I wan't born in Canada
2. The draft ended on my number.
3. Canadian baseball
4. Speaking French
5. In case of nuclear missle attack using "polar shots" USA plans to detonate/intercept warheads over Canada.
6. Celine Deion
7. cold and snow
8. no armadillo
9. no habenero peppers
10. police wear funny hats
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