This can go in so many nasty directions...
First, Darwin award winners have to remove themselves from the gene pool. Death certainly accomplishes that, but so does having your reproductive organs removed. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Second, it did sound like it was his own dog... or at least that he was walking the dog.
Third... "...but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes." Now, I don't know about you, but I'm trying to picture a scenario where being naked and having a pit bull in the vicinity comes into play... and where the dog is able to get a good enough bite on your manhood to remove it?
I'll leave it at that, 'cause this is a family forum, after all. I'm wondering just what kind of a sick and twisted puppy (no pun intended) this guy is... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
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