the Workplace Handbook
1. Just because others are hard at work, that is no reason to join them.
2. Do not search for lost motivation.
3. The work place is not a pub so why sit there all day?
4. Those that do not work, have no errors in their work and so deserve to be rewarded.
5. Let the elderly work, they're used to it anyway.
6. Do not wish for your boss's death. Instead, help him wish for it himself.
7. What you can do today, don't put off till tomorrow, leave it till the day after instead, by then it might not even be needed any more.
8. A task which doesn't solve itself in 30 days does not deserve to be done.
9. Everyone needs a hobby, but it doesn't necessarily have to be work.
10. Work keeps people going but rest never hurt anyone either.
ah good old cynicism
[ 04-15-2003, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]