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Old 11-09-2002, 01:42 PM   #3
Sir Goulum
John Locke
 

Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Age: 35
Posts: 8,985
Quote:
Originally posted by Horatio:
10 things that sound rude in Golf but aren't:

1) my shaft is bent

2) after 18 holes, I can barely walk

3) You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!

4) look at the size of his putter!

5) keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

6) Mind if I join your threesome?

7) Stand with your back turned and drop it

8) my hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

9) Nice stroke!

10) Hold up! I need to clean my balls first!
Lol! Never thought about them THAT way! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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