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An old man goes up to a cop and asks:
- Excuse me sir, but can you tell me what city this is?
- How can you ask something so stupid?
- Well you were the only one here.
A cop in the subway station is heartily piling coins into a drinks machine. The cans of coke and sprite etc. are rolling out by the dozen. There is already a long queue behind the cop and after a while, one man loses his patience:
- Come on man, what are you doing? Hurry up!
- Get lost buddy! While I'm winning, no one else plays on this baby!
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