Yes, I do believe you can join both.
We HADB don't discriminate and I don't think the LH would reject you either.
As to your 'condition' when telling jokes...tell them anyway! Noone will notice the frothing...we can't SEE you!!!!
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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)
Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy
Hopeless Romantic *sigh*
"Allright! We'll call it a draw."