[andrewas]

Take the alphabet. Give each letter a number starting with 6 and incrementing by 6 each time. Add all the numbers in the word you want to prove evil/neutral/good. Add digits in the answer. Repeat till you get down to one digit. Repeat the whole process with synonymous words till you get the answer you want. Mention only those versions which work out, and couch the whole lot in menaingless jumbo to make it look more convincing.

To take my username as an example:

A = 6
N = 84
D = 24
R = 108
E = 30
W = 138
A = 6
S = 114

Add to get 510.
Add digits to get 5+1+0 = 6. So I am evil apparently.

And if we do you, we get 60+6+108+6+24+126=330 which gives us 6. Hey, your evil as well.