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Old 05-02-2001, 11:20 PM   #1
John D Harris
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Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
Posts: 3,577
I'm a collector of expressions, I'd like to hear some of y'all's expressions,to add to my repituree, repettarw, ahh forget it, so I can use them. Below are some of my favs.
I'm hungurier than a she wolf sucking nine pups.
You betchum redrider!
You'er pruttier then a spotted ear pup.
If my dog was as ugly as _______ I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
That would make a preacher cuss.
I'm not as think, as you drunk I am officer.
Honest... it's just a cold sore.
Sure boss, let me I ain't never fixxed a transmission before.
She could talk 60 words a minute, with gust up to 90.
But, wait you also get...
I don't think we're in Kansas any more.
I've got places to go, things to see, and people to DO.
Nuke the gay whales
That will go over like a fart in a diving bell.
I don't remember eating that (works best after a good rumbling belly belch)
Patience my ass I'm going to kill somthing.
NO, comments from the nickle bleachers.
choke a turtle, or kill a tree. (reply to paper or plastic bag at grocery store)



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