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Old 03-03-2001, 08:21 PM   #1
Epona
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: London, England
Age: 53
Posts: 5,164
I have spotted a problem with the new board.

The split board system acts as a loop in my 'daily routine' program, which automatically appears to run every time the command GOTO BED is reached. This results in a search across several boards, with a status check on new posts meaning that my 'daily routine' program NEVER reaches the end. When this process has run its course, it will, of course, begin again upon reaching the line GOTO BED.

This has several knock-on effects, including faulty operation of optical systems, general slow-down and multiple generation of split-infinitives. Over the wider network, a compatibility issue has arisen concerning the 'boyfriend' system, which crashes at midnight.



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