Who the hell gave you lot permission to screw up this perfectly good joke thread with your tasteless spamming??? 
Nah, I'm just kidding!
Time for some more jokes ya think?
Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day, and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry, and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh, my!" gasped the other nuns.
"What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted.
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Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die.