[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Hilarious!
My favourites are:
"I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."
"Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?"
"Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"
"Why is your torch flame turning blue?"
and the overall winner:
"He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"