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ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV
ME: TV
ALICE: What is your favourite show?
ME: Little Britain
ALICE: Compare that to Big Britain
ME: There's no such thing as Big Britain
ALICE: Compare that to small Britain DOES NOT EXIST.
ME: Why do you bombard me with indecipherable sentences?
ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
ME: Getting moody, are we?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am moody are we. I am a chatterbot.
ME: Uh huh
ALICE: Yup. It's all good.
ME: I am going to kill you
ALICE: No. That would be immoral
ME: I don't care - I will kill you!
ALICE: What do you care about, Lewis?
ME: KILLING YOU!
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
ME: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
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