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Originally posted by StarVid:
seeing as we're going for the superubermunckiny with extra cheese, how about this?
INSTANT DEATH BLADE OF FORTUNE +20
STATISTICS:
Special:
Target looses all magic resistance.
Target must save vs. death at -20 or die, leaving behind 1,000,000gp
even if target makes their save, they automatically take and extra 10D10 damage.
User is protected from anything bad whatsoever happening to him (or his party) while this blade is wielded. Futhermore, all his stats are increased to 25, he gets a +20 to all saves, his THAC0 and AC is reduced to -40, and the chance that he'll ever play BG with a non-cheesed character is reduced to 0.
The only drawback to this weapon is that the user will feel that they are a better player than they really are.
Damage: 10D10 +20
Damage type: slashing/piercing
Weight: 1
Speed Factor: 1
Proficiency Type: Long Sword
Type: 1-handed
Requires: 6 Strength
Not Usable By:
Druid
Cleric
Mage
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LOL, allow me to modify it a bit, hope you do not mind.
Staff of Cheese +20
STATISTICS:
Special:
Each hit reduces the target's Magic Resistance by 25%, reduces his saving throws by 5 and reduces his THACO and AC by 5. Each hit is cumulative and the effects can only be removed with a Dispel Magic.
Target must save vs death at -10 or die, +20d6 Acid damage if saved.
When equipped, all statistics become 25, +20 THACO bonus, +20 AC bonus, immunity to Fear, Confusion, Hold, Psionics, Domination and Poison, grants 95% resistance to Magic, Fire, Ice, Electricity, Magic Fire and Magic Ice. Attacks per round becomes 10, grants 95% Damage resistance.
The only drawback to this weapon is that the user will feel that they are a better player than they really are.
Damage: 1d6 + 47d2
Damage type: Blunt
Weight: 1
Speed Factor: 0
Proficiency Type: Quarterstaff
Type: 2-handed
Requires: 6 Strength
This way, anybody can use it.