Thank you Sazerac.
I love this thread, I laughed all the way through it. Such wonderful talent and all in one spot is amazing! And I do mean that sincerely! This board is fantastic, I have had some not so good experiences on other boards, and therefore have become more of a 'lurker', than a participator. I am trying to break the 'lurking' habit.
BLKCat of Lurker Fame
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...Events are cowards: they don't occur singly, but instead they run in packs and leap out at you all at once.
(Spoken by Richard Mayhew in "Neverwhere", a novel by Neil Gaiman)