here's one almost certain to be annoying to everyone.....
What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They
named
him "Sum Ting Wong."
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other? A
speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half
mast?
They're hiring.
Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not
going
to work in the future, either.
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.
Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the
Sex Ed
class uses it
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A
southern
zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with
a
recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get
another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
begins'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.."
Times have changed. Years ago.....When 100 white men chased 1 black man,
we called it the Ku Klux Klan; Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To
To Err is Human To Forgive Divine, However Neither is U.S. Marine Corps Policy. Nuke'm til the damn camels glow.