Subject: New Carpet
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> > There's an old lady in the carpet store and she bent over and
> > touches the carpet and she farted, When she gets up she notices
> > that there is a salesman standing behind her.
> >
> > She then asks the salesman, "How much is this carpet?"
> >
> > The salesman replies, "Well, lady...if you farted just touching
> > it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."
> >
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[This message has been edited by J.J. (edited 09-25-2001).]