My worst experence (some say my best) is an ex girlfriend was trying to come back onto me one NYE while I was drunk.
Well I resisted her advances but got pretty fed up with it. Eventually she tried to lean across the table to kiss me so i stood up, flipped the table (spilling all the drinks all over her) told her where to go and the fastest way to get there and walked out.
I then proceeded to walk the 2 hour walk back home. Fell asleep and didn't remember a thing until I was told the next day.
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