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Time is a great teacher. The only problem is that it kills its pupils.
Suicide is the purest form of self-criticism.
I have a feeling of Deja vu and Amnesia both at the same time. I think I've forgotten this once before....
I don't like gherkins and I'm very glad that I don't like them, cos if I liked them, I'd eat them, and I really hate them.
If voting ever changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
If all the important things could be accomplished with the eyes, then the streets would be covered in dead bodies and pregnant women.
If you don't want your kids to hear what you are saying, then say it as though you were addressing them.
Everyone who believes in paranormal phenomena, please raise my hand.
It is difficult to believe that someone is telling the truth when you know that in their position, you would lie.
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