I just had a great dialogue between Minsc and Jaheira I hadn't seen before.
Minsc "Oh, sqqirrels Boo! I know I saw them. Quickly, throw some nuts"!
Jaheira "Minsc, could you please show a little grace while in natures presence. Sometimes I simply don't know how you came by your title of Ranger".
Minsc "Do you wish we were dour and sour like most others? No, I say not. The animals run and play without care, and I would too if such acting would not squash Boo flat".
Jaheira "But your duties are serious things Minsc, Do you not realize that"?
Minsc "I am very serious! Boo would not let me shirk my duties. I would not want to shirk anything! No sir, no shirking"!
Jaheira "Admirable Minsc, but you use that word like you don't know what it means".
Minsc "Eh, well... no... but it sounds sharp and painful and I always reserve such things for freaks that might steal those squirrels nuts".
Jaheira "Good job Minsc, keep it up".
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