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Some Australians are right proud of their victory in Miss Universe but in truth it was an empty victory.

Where was Miss Saturn? She would have run rings around the Australian!
Miss Mars withdrew because she went red.
Miss Jupiter not only came out with a big red spot but was also embarrased because she was the biggest.
Miss Pluto called it a "Mickey Mouse" competition.
Miss Mercury claimed the temperature in the room made her go to pieces. Anyway she wanted to stay close to her son!
Miss Venus became the subject of a scurrilous rhyming slang scam.
Miss Moon was disqualified because she exposed her arse.
As for Miss Uranus, it turned out she was a homosexual male who had recently been seperated from his lover!