First, I really need to go to the toilet. Alcohol, like coffee, goes straight through me. This is one reason I don't drink that often, because it's so inconvenient - if you're out having a good time with friends, I think you have a better time when you're sober but in the room, than tipsy and in the bathroom
. Then I giggle a lot. I don't think I really become funny, but I just find everything else very amusing. Then I get sleepy.