HEY MEMNY! How about this one?
The aussie love poem
of course i love ya darling
your a bloody top notch bird
and when i say ur gorgeous
mean every single word
so ya bum is on the big side
i dont mind a bit of flab
it means that when i'm ready
theres somethin there to grab
so your belly isnt flat no more
i tell ya, i dont care
so long as when i cuddle ya
i can get my arms around there
no sheila who is your age
has nice round perky breasts
they just gave into gravity
but i know ya did ya best
im tellin ya the truth now
i never tell ya lies
i think its very sexy
you have dimples on ya thighs
i swear on me nannas grave now
the moment that we met
i thought u was as good as
i was ever gonna get
no matter wot u look like
ill always love ya dear
now shut up while the footys on
and get me another beer!
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How's that for starters folks? Feel free to post your own!
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Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die.