So the people in your street will soon be seeing you walking with a little piggy on a leash ? ROFL I'd love to see that. SIT PORKY..... SIT !!!
There's a petstore near my home where you can buy a big hairy Tarantula, how's that for a pet ? They also have those things that look like walking twigs, what's the fun in that ? Might just as well buy a cactus, that's just as exciting.