Thread: Haiku Haters!
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Old 10-01-2002, 03:44 PM   #1
DJG
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Join Date: March 16, 2001
Location: Manchester, England
Age: 35
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I hate Haikus!

Someone told me about them, and it jogged my memory of me hating them! So, I decided to dedicate a thread to them! Make up your own Haikus that make fun of Haikus ( Ahhhh, the Irony!) or make up a proper Haiku, and post it here.

By the way, a Haiku is a three line poem. The first line has 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5. It must contain an adjective (Word that describes a noun) at some point in it. Here is mine........

Haiku? Hate them all!
They waste a whole baby bush!
Absolutley crap!


What do you think? (PS: My maths teacher says "Baby bushes weren't beaten to death for your pleasure!" when we waste paper space in our books! )

Please post a reply!

Bye!

BURN THE HAIKUS! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] BURN THE HAIKUS!
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