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Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Attalus: Cheer up, Wellard, and have a Bloody Mary. Then, switch to Scotch. B is for Beer, It makes you act lewd And stupid and loud. It's a ruinous fluid. For people with taste, for people who think, Beer is not nice, it's a bad thing to drink. The consumption of beer is low-class and risky. Stick to gin, vodka, vermouth and whisky. - P.J. O'Rourke, edited by Attalus.

That has to be the worst poem i've ever heard. And full of lies too. [/QUOTE]Everybody that drinks scotch starts thinking they are Robert Burns.