Cheer up, Wellard, and have a Bloody Mary. Then, switch to Scotch.
B is for Beer, It makes you act lewd
And stupid and loud. It's a ruinous fluid.
For people with taste, for people who think,
Beer is not nice, it's a bad thing to drink.
The consumption of beer is low-class and risky.
Stick to gin, vodka, vermouth and whisky. - P.J. O'Rourke, edited by Attalus.
