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Originally posted by Black Knight:
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Okay, what about these?
The black box flight recorder is painted orange, so why don't they call it an orange box?
When a fly lands on the ceiling, at what point does it turn upside down?
Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow how cold will it be?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If man evolved from monkey and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it called the tourist season if you can't shoot them?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash why isn't the whole plane made out of the same stuff?
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