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*Australian accent*
*Walks toward camera*
Now we've all seeen how the hun''rs have tried to capture the Hot Chick. An' they've been using Power 's their tool. But in ord'r ta catch one, ye'll need tact.
*New shot, Steve, Joe and another Ranger are about to try and capture a Not So Hot Chick*
How ta catch a chick works on all the sub-speecies. Damsels, Hot Chicks and Not So Hot Chicks must be approached with caution, like this Not So Hot Chick riight 'ere.
*The three carefully circle the Not So Hot Chick, make a pitiful attempt to get their hair back in shape and step forward as one*
*Steve turns to face the camera*
Normally, flattening the hair is done oonly when confront'n' a Hot Chick. The Not So Hot Chick'd get strange ideas and would reeact in an unwanted waay.
*Steve turns his attention back to the NSHC*
Now while I distraact the Chick, Joe 's goin' to put a blin'fold on 'er. That ought ta caalm 'er down a bit, or 'tleast keep the Chick form caallin' the daemon.
*Find out what happens next on the next episode of 'New Adventures of the REAL crocodile hunt'r*
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