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Originally posted by Serath:
I've girded myself with spray cans of industrial strength furniture polish. I'm unstoppable. May they all fall beneath my lemon fresh scent! Mwaahahahaha!
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yes, well, I'm wearing my girdle of Mr. Clean strength! Sure, it makes my head bald and gives me an earing, but I become a towering giant of massive cleaning proportions. Plus I have the uncanny ability to manifest myself in the squeaky clearn linoleum of kitchen floors and seduce innocent housewives.