More Cockney humour
The Cockney Alphabet:
A for 'orses
B for mutton
C for th'highlanders (or, C for yourself, or, C for miles)
D for glory (or, D for dumb, or, D for ential, or, D for mation)
E for gas (or, E for brick)
F for vescent
G for police
H for bless you (or, H for retirement)
I for the engine (or, I for an eye)
J for oranges
K for restaurant (or, K for boy)
L for leather
M for sis (or, M for size)
N for cement
O for the wings of a dove (or, O for the garden wall)
P for relief
Q for a song (or, taxis or, everything)
R for English (or, R for mo, or, R for crown)
S for Williams
T for two
U for mism
V for mation (or, V for la france or, V for victory)
W for the winnings (or, W for quits)
X for breakfast (or, X for liation)
Y for mistress (or, Y for 'eavens sake)
Z for wind (or, Z for effect)
B for mutton - that cracks me up!!
I'll try to explain if anyone asks!
[ 01-17-2003, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: Donut ]