Okay.....no treat is bad news over here - gave away 5 bags of candy and then this one guy come along and rattles on the door.
Guess he was about 8 years old.
Say he to me: "treat or treat Mister!"
Says I to him: "Trick"
Says he again to he: 'kay "mister".
I was making a cup of green leaf tea, when suddenly the letterbox started exploding and shooting smoke.
A great bang went off.
Yes...............they put a rocket in my letterbox.
Warning: Say treat - give them green tea - give them anything, but NEVER - NEVER, ever say "trick".
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