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Old 02-01-2002, 03:12 PM   #1
Sir Taliesin
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Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: Knoxville, TN USA
Age: 60
Posts: 1,641
~ Positive Thoughts ~

A few more words that may come in handy while on your journey though life:

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.

For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's
dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

Ever notice that the people who are late are
often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you
may also be the world to one person.

Don't cry because it's over: smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are
sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird
names, and all are different colors.......but they all have to learn
to live in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I know God won't give me more than I can handle;
I just wish He didn't trust me so much.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old;
You grow old because you stop laughing.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

We cannot change the direction of the wind...
but we can adjust our sails.

If the shoe fits......buy it in every color

Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today!


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