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Horatio · 11-09-2002, 01:41 PM

10 things that sound rude in Golf but aren't:

1) my shaft is bent

2) after 18 holes, I can barely walk

3) You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!

4) look at the size of his putter!

5) keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

6) Mind if I join your threesome?

7) Stand with your back turned and drop it

8) my hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

9) Nice stroke!

10) Hold up! I need to clean my balls first!

11-09-2002, 01:41 PM	#1
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	10 things that sound rude in Golf but aren't: 1) my shaft is bent 2) after 18 holes, I can barely walk 3) You really whacked the hell out of that sucker! 4) look at the size of his putter! 5) keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more 6) Mind if I join your threesome? 7) Stand with your back turned and drop it 8) my hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip 9) Nice stroke! 10) Hold up! I need to clean my balls first! __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />