Internet woman - you have to pay to get access to her
Server woman - Always busy when you need her
Virus woman - You don't even notice and before you know it she's moved into your home and taken over everything
Powerpoint woman - Good for showing to your friends, but has no value in herself
Excel woman - They say she's good for everything, but you only use her for her basic functions
Word woman - She always has a new surprise for you and no man on Earth can understand her
USB port woman - She states proudly that any type of gadget can be plugged into her
Backup woman - You think she's everything you need in an emergency but really she can't offer anywhere near that kind of security
Scandisk woman - We know she's useful and only wants to help, but in reality no one knows what she's doing
Screensaver woman - Not good for anything, but entertaining
Cable woman - Only thing she's good for is getting "plugged"
Infrared woman - Wants to keep the relationship going long distance, without ever getting in touch
Monitor woman - She shows you everything but can't see anything you try to tell her
Keyboard woman - Every function needs a different key stroke combination, but it's possible to learn them all and then it all works quite well
Modem woman - Good at making a connection, but eventually it will be lost and the relationship will die
RAM - As soon as you lose touch, she forgets everything
Hard disk woman - She always remembers everything
Mouse woman - Only does anything if you keep pushing her
Multimedia woman - She makes everything beautiful, but when she's turned off, everything becomes boring again
End User woman - She does everything wrong, asks stupid questions and tries to udnerstand everything
Windows woman - You know she has many problems, but you can't live without her
Email woman - She tells every piece of crap to everyone, but fails to tell you the important things
Computer woman - An imperfect combination of all the above, who damages your soul further every time you spend time with her
