Donkeywan the indifferent archer crawls from under the table where he's been hiding for several days now. Things got a little weird down there and a whole new species of mouse seems to have been invented. He cautiouslt looks around for the deadly dull angel, last seen preening himself in front of a fairy...
Instead he sees a sword, a talking sword, which is pretty weird, 'cos it definitely has no mouth. Donkeywan is under the impression that if swords did have mouths this one ould be sneering.
He looks up further and sees a frustrated looking paladin... he edges slowly away....
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